Scientific PROOF that God Exists!

I've been reading a number of these 'Science vs. Religion' debates on this site and have wanted to weigh-in on the discussion for some time now. So here goes...

I see a lot of the same old stuff whenever I read through the comments. In one corner we have the Atheists with their insistence on 'Scientific proof' and 'Quantifiable Measurements’ and in the other corner we have the Christians, with the unfaltering belief that there is more to life than just being born, breeding and then dying. That we must have been put here for a reason, and that the people who believe in God and follow the teaching of Christ will one day ascend to heaven where they will take a special place beside the Creator of everything.

These disparate views surely cannot coexist? The problem is only so difficult to solve because the supernatural is not something that just anyone can experience. The supernatural is not seen in everyday life because then it wouldn't be super at all. In fact it has never been seen in everyday life, it just doesn't work that way. The supernatural can be found on the fringes of reality; the borderline between the tangible and the impossible. Some people see it, some people don’t. Those who have heard the gospels and believe in them have the ability to see that little bit extra, the piece of reality that isn't there for other people.

Think of all the wasted energy devoted to the separate beliefs? If Christianity is wrong, then all that is wasted is one’s lifetime beliefs and perception of the world. If science is wrong then medicine, technology and space exploration have all been for nothing. None of it matters in the end because we will live forever in our true form; as angels in Heaven.

Luckily, there is a solution. I have irrefutable scientific proof that God exists. This is evidence so clear that Atheists will not be able to use their normal tricks and their ‘Perceived Logical Superiority’ in order to shoot it down. I have the math.

Think of the complexity of life. It is immensely complex and we as humans have NO idea how a living creature can just ‘become’ from a thermally active chemical mixture of hydrocarbons. Even if we assume the world was 3.8 billion years old and has been undergoing massive geological changes, it seems highly unlikely that a very specific set of circumstances occurred somewhere on this vast planet in order to bring this about. We haven’t even been able to track down the time and place of this occurrence even though dozens of scientists have been looking for almost 100 years. Think of the fossils they claim as evidence. All they have are bits and pieces; a fish, a fish with some legs, a legged animal with a fish tail. Science doesn't say how these could just ‘turn’ into each other. There is still no hard evidence that these three fish-like creatures are even similar. Three separate beings can’t be the same thing.

Now on to the math and I’ll try to explain it as simply as possible. Divinity can be calculated as the ratio of how complex something is vs. how much ‘science’ can tell us about it. The less science can prove, the more faith comes into play, the more complex something is the more likely it was divinely brought about. So,

Divinity = Complexity/Scientific Facts or C/F.

No one would say a rock is complex, so let’s give it a 1 in complexity. Origin of Life is a definite 10.

So here’s our first example, a rock. Science knows 1000 things about the humble rock, so in this case Divinity = 1c/1000f = 0.001d. Not very divine and this makes sense, because only someone who knew nothing about rocks would think them divine. No one would erect and pray to a chunk of rock.

Next up: Medicine and the mysterious healing of sickness. Even scientists will admit that they can’t explain how some people can sometimes be healed from something that was first thought to be fatal. Complex diseases are an 8c and science’s explanation of the recovery, 3f. That gives us 2.666d. Now there is definitely some divinity involved here! This is why Christians pray for healing and can absolutely claim that the Holy Ghost, or God or Jesus could have definitely done something to possibly steer the results in favour of the newly non-deceased. Even causing the world-class doctors to have originally taken up medicine and stick to it tirelessly for years is definitely a possibility. And also the other stuff. Like childhood guidance, physical intervention, vibes and feelings, little disease zapping trans-dimensional lasers.

What IS important is that the specifics are NOT important. Because, God may work along the lines of quantum mechanics or something else if he wanted. So probability and uncertainty may play a part if he needed it to in order for the thing that just happened to be attributed to him by his followers. The higher the Divinity Index, the more likely this is.

And finally, we have the Origin of Life itself. This is the big one. The question that PROVES without a doubt that there is something science doesn't know. This, our greatest shortcoming, gives us the most concrete evidence that something that science cannot explain (in a way that everyone can understand) must have started everything. God fits this description perfectly! The all-powerful, omniscient being without beginning or end that can do anything he wants must have caused the universe and us, who most definitely must have a beginning and an end, to come into existence. Remarkably, that fact hasn’t swayed the non-believers for the two to three or so THOUSAND years that Christianity has been a thing, but thankfully now we have the Divinity Equation to back us up. 

Origin of life: 10c              Facts that science can tell us about the first seconds of it starting: 0f

Divinity = 10c/0f = flying miniature diplodocus pollenating brain flowers for food

Wait, no sorry. Let’s do that again…

Divinity = 10c/0f = three headed women fertilized by Saturn and then gave birth to planet Biscuit which was later renamed to Earth by a conquering alien race of Cauliflower

One more time, the divisor can be twitchy:

Divinity = 10c/0f = an entity that may or may not look and think like us created the universe and us six thousand years ago in his image. He loved us and felt that we should love him because he made us and it was only right. But then we ate a fruit from an apple tree which he carelessly and possibly deliberately planted within the vicinity of the only two people on the Earth. This made us too smart and not able to love him. It also made the lions stop eating grass and focus on a more meat-based diet. And dinosaur bones. After another 4 thousand years of rapid and insatiable breeding the human race went from 2 to 300 million. Because the powerful and benevolent entity wanted us to live with him because he loved us and because it was totally no longer possible because of the apple that we accidentally / deliberately ate he decided to send his son (which was different but actually him) to the planet by impregnating his own mother without permission. He then grew up as a mortal who had to manually spread the love until the people remembered that they should love him if they wanted to live with him and didn’t want to suffer horribly. He then died to emphasize the point. And then he got up and went home, confident that everyone would totally love him forever and those who didn’t were just poop-heads and should suffer immeasurable, agonising pain for all eternity. Then he disappeared and was never heard of again…

There we go, proof! Just ignore the last bit about not being seen again; it’s not to be taken literally.

I hope now we can put this ridiculous debate to rest in the face of this clear and compelling evidence. Christianity’s version of events is the only one that can possibly make sense and those that still deny it just can’t math very well.